Soft, lived-in, and quietly funny — this garment-dyed tee reads “Currently Pretending To Have A Plan,” hand-lettered in warm, earthy tones that mellow with every wash. The heavyweight cotton and relaxed cut feel like a reliable companion for slow mornings, last-minute road trips, or coffee-shop plotting sessions where the plan is to not have one. The print sits comfortably on the chest without shouting; the dyeing process gives each shirt a slightly unique shade and a worn-in texture that grows character over time. Wear it on casual days when you want to say the truth with a wink, or gift it to the friend who laughs at their own chaos.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, broken-in look
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric and relaxed fit for structured comfort
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for lasting construction
- Sizes S–4XL available; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean