A relaxed, garment-dyed cotton tee with bold, playful street-art lettering that reads “Yes, I am DRUNK. They should blame my EX.” The design uses energetic blue and gray tones with splashes of paint, a crowned script, and small bottle and splash graphics for a cheeky, rebellious vibe. This heavyweight, pre-shrunk shirt wears soft thanks to post-construction dyeing and a tubular knit that lays flat and smooth. It sits loose across the shoulders and drapes casually—perfect for nights out, casual hangouts, or those laugh-it-off moments when you want your shirt to do the talking. The stitched seams and durable construction mean it keeps its shape through repeated wears. Available in many colors and a wide size range so you can pick the washed-in tone and fit that matches your style.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable feel
- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Tubular, side-seam-free construction for cleaner drape
- Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label for durability

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean