This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee carries a playful, tongue-in-cheek vibe that shows up in soft, lived-in color and a bold front graphic reading “If I Am Drunk Blame My Husband.” Lightweight-yet-substantial cotton feels broken-in from day one thanks to post-construction dyeing, so the print sits on a comfortable, textured surface rather than a stiff new shirt. The roomy cut and heavyweight 100% ring-spun US cotton make it easy to wear at backyard barbecues, casual nights out, or relaxed weekends with friends. Double-needle stitching and tubular (no-side-seam) construction add durability and a clean silhouette. Offered in many colors and sizes S–4XL, this tee blends everyday comfort with a playful statement—great for someone who likes humor, low-key style, and durable pieces that soften over time.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for consistent fit
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, roomy fit
- Tubular (no side seams) construction and double-needle stitching for durability
- Available S–4XL, sewn-in label, and 58 color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean