Soft, lived-in comfort meets bold, tongue-in-cheek attitude. This garment-dyed tee wraps you in a heavyweight, relaxed silhouette that feels like an old favorite from the first wear. Fronted with a colorful, playful design that reads “I Like My Relationships With An Exit Strategy,” it speaks to folks who value clear boundaries, wry humor, and honest communication. The muted, vintage-y dye and textured finish give each shirt a slightly unique look — the kind of piece you reach for when you want to be comfortable, readable, and a little bit cheeky. Wear it to low-key hangouts, casual meetups, house shows, or while plotting your next chapter. It layers easily under jackets or stands strong on its own when you want your outfit to say something without shouting.

This tee suits people who appreciate straightforwardness and personal autonomy — from city commuters and creative freelancers to introverted social planners and anyone who enjoys a smart, witty slogan. The relaxed fit and substantial weight make it great for cooler evenings and layered looks during transitional seasons. The garment-dyed finish softens the cotton and deepens the print, so it ages gracefully with every wash and story added to it.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, softened color and unique texture
- Relaxed, pre-shrunk fit in sizes S–4XL (select partners) with sewn-in label
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for lasting construction
- Available in 58 colors — consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for exact options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean