This lightweight cotton tee has a cheeky, colorful design that reads “I’m not anti-social, I’m just selectively social” with a laid-back sloth illustration and playful badges (less people, less drama, more coffee). It feels like a cozy conversation starter—soft against the skin, breathable for lounging or quick outings, and bold enough to show personality without shouting. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, during low-key hangouts, or when you want a little humor and honesty in your outfit. The design’s bright, retro palette pops on darker fabrics and keeps the mood light and relatable.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF printed elements for vibrant, long-lasting color
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors